Motherfirkers

Who invited these guys? Douglas, Balsam, Silver, and good ol' Fraser have joined firry forces to create one seriously overqualified Christmas tree candle. We call them Motherfirkers because "another fir candle" just didn't have quite the same ring to it.

If you've ever walked into a room during the holidays and thought, Yep, somebody went all in on the Christmas trees, this is that feeling in fragrance form. Douglas fir and Fraser fir bring the crisp, unmistakable scent of freshly cut evergreens, while Silver fir adds a cool, airy edge. Balsam fir rounds things out with its deeper, greener character, giving the blend the kind of forest-floor richness that makes you want to track down a Christmas tree farm immediately.

Together, the four firs create a full-bodied evergreen fragrance that is fresh, resinous, green, and unapologetically festive. There are no cinnamon sticks crashing the party. No vanilla trying to make things sweeter. No cranberry getting involved. Just four different kinds of fir showing up and absolutely owning the room.

Motherfirkers is our irreverent answer to the countless fir candles on the market. The joke is in the name, but the fragrance itself is anything but a joke. It's sophisticated enough for a modern interior, nostalgic enough to bring back the feeling of picking out the perfect tree, and fresh enough to keep burning long after the presents are opened.

Hand-poured in America using Poured New York's premium soy + coconut wax blend, our candles are vegan, phthalate-free, and designed for a clean-burning experience. As a luxury candle and premium home fragrance, Motherfirkers is made for Christmas traditionalists, evergreen obsessives, and anyone who thinks their holiday candle should have a little more personality.

Because sometimes one fir just isn't enough. Sometimes you need four Motherfirkers.